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A vintage VHS collector loses his girlfriend, his friends and his relationship with his parents while on a quest for a rare lost direct-to-video movie, gradually sinking into underground culture and the realm of snuff films.
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Loglines, Week 6 →
#44: CEO No Evil
When the superstar CEO of a huge technology conglomerate dies suddenly, the rest of the board order his staff to maintain the illusion that he’s still alive, for the benefit of their share price. Unfortunately, he was expected to make a huge keynote speech announcing their new product in a month.
#44: Mrs Teresa Neele
In 1926 Agatha Christie, the mystery novelist, disappeared for eleven days and never talked about it. In that time she was recruited by the government to help solve a rural murder full of international espionage and Empire-damaging consequences.
#43: Flesh Meat
Two men meet in an abandoned slaughterhouse after conversing online: one a cannibal and the other a sadomasochist not quite willing to be eaten. They play a series of mind games to decide who lives and who dies. Apologies for lack of updates this week.
#42: Cyranno De Berge-Robot
A frustrated man builds a robot to help him woo the woman of his dreams. As the robot becomes more attached to her, he faces a choice: dismantle (kill) his new friend or subject them both to his jealous, invincible robotic rage.
#41: Penises of the Animal Kingdom
Despite threats from the FDA and concerned moralisers, a Korean immigrant dares to bring a local delicacy to the Western world, opening a restaurant only serving the penises of animals.
#40: Rank Smell of Weeds
A large meteor impacts Earth in the desert, bringing with it a miracle fruit that grows everywhere, spreads rapidly and is very edible and nutritious. However, when evidence of its sentience grows, a separatist movement of scientists who refuse to eat it hole up in remote areas around the world.
A journalist goes undercover at a German mega-brothel, looking for a story. Instead she finds the mainstream sex industry - institutionalised, safe, clean, and happy. Undeterred, she concocts a scandel, in the process ruining several people’s lives.
#38: Cold Case
A group of retired investigators meet annually to try to solve notorious cold cases, but when the evidence points to one of their members as the culprit, the doors to the country club are locked, the moderator deciding no-one can leave until the murder is solved.